Captain Franklyn W. Malone Manifesto
Bet you lot didn’t expect this! Some of you might think that I’m doing this for a laugh, but I’m here with you now, serious as an erection problem.
A lot has changed since our way of life was destroyed. Instead of shooting first, we’re talking. Instead of doing the smacking, we turn the other cheek.
And look what we’ve got to show for it with this ‘new Fortitude.’ Savages making demands. Eggheads making mutants. Spies living amongst us. Psionics at our borders. And the Network always baring down on us.
Now this might all sound shite but actually I’m fucking loving having all these people to shoot. But we’ve been lucky. We’ve barely scraped by, losing friends and family along the way. But there’s more we could be doing, more we could be fighting and more we could be killing.
Instead of just reacting, we need to be proactive. Instead of defending, we need to be conquering.
Instead of forgiveness, there needs to be retribution.
Vote for Malone and we’ll cut a bloody swathe across this blasted land.
